hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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carsatan:

carsatan:

jenovaii:

carsatan:

My sting ray fell out of the chandelier

i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while

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I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing

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the-doctors-consulting-detective:

real-gifs:

thornheartzero:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

*SALIVATES*

THIS POST HAD ME LIKE

AND I KNEW FOLLOWING LISTOFLIFEHACKS WAS THE BEST IDEA I’VE HAD IN A WHILE

I like to have actual measurements so i found a sight that links to most of them here

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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  • me: mom can I-
  • mom: ask your father.
  • me: dad can I-
  • dad: ask your mother.

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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catchattroupe:

catchattroupe:

SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I CNAT STOP LAUGHING

Update

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tamorapierce:

socialnetworkhell:

"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

This is a very good point.

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timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

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my-ponchoboys:

Karen ~ Selfie Promo

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