When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON
YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP
DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone