it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop
I’m doing it
running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more
bottom of marshmallow is warm
the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it
the chocolate is melting
i touched it and that happened
We did it kids
welcome to the internet
My sting ray fell out of the chandelier
i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while
I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing
missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.
This is a very good point.
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory