braydaaan:

I hope in future something magical happens and tumblr gets boring because i don’t want to be 30 or 40 years old and be like to my kids “FUK OFF IM REBLOGGING SOme SHIT” 

(via bakerstreet-tardis-impala)

e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK

(Source: caterpiii, via yourfictionmyreality)

fiftyshadesofgreyinspiration:

Fifty Shades of Grey - Quotes

mllemileycyrus:

“Hmm.. you and I, we're giving each other many firsts.”
- Fifty Shades of Grey.

She took my heart, i think she took my soul.

(via 50shadesdaily)

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv, via add-a-little-spark)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via expectopatronxm)

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

(via tom-hehehehehe-hiddleston)

carsatan:

carsatan:

jenovaii:

carsatan:

My sting ray fell out of the chandelier

i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while

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I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing

(via expectopatronxm)

the-doctors-consulting-detective:

real-gifs:

thornheartzero:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

*SALIVATES*

THIS POST HAD ME LIKE

AND I KNEW FOLLOWING LISTOFLIFEHACKS WAS THE BEST IDEA I’VE HAD IN A WHILE

I like to have actual measurements so i found a sight that links to most of them here

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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(Source: kappataincrunch, via expectopatronxm)

  • me: mom can I-
  • mom: ask your father.