• Male author: I guess women are people
  • Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!

darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(Source: iflewbikes, via yourfictionmyreality)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via yourfictionmyreality)

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

(via gallifreyfalls-nomoree)

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: sizvideos, via this-is-the-first-gloria)

(Source: 2005ryden, via supr3mewitch)

(Source: moriarty, via captainfatbulous)

meganmackay:

this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin

(via sherlockedcumberbabe)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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sassyaspersassy:

hellolaurenlopez:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

PLEASE

YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON

YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP

DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?

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(Source: lusilly2, via khanleesi)

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

(via khanleesi)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

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allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

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